MATTHEW J. AMORELLO

Some of you may or may not know good ole Matt here, but he is responsible for millions of your tax dollars. You may have heard of a little project know as the Big Dig, or as the gangsta's on the street refer to him, Big Diggo.

Matt is the head of the worst infrastructure project in the history of man. And you know what happens to people like Matt, HE GETS A RAISE!!!!! Thats right. Most likely in your job when you do unsatisfactory work, there is little chance you will compensated. In fact, if you ran your business like Matt, you would be fired. But not in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. (for our English speaking audience out there, Massachusetts is not a state, its a commonwealth.)

Old Matty is getting a 10% raise to covering the rising cost of living. Doesn't sound too bad, right? I mean, how much could 10% be? Well, that 10% puts his salary at about $230,000. What I want to know is what kind of living is he doing to constitute this type of salary. Does he need to get the stipper pole in his basement re-varnished?

Awful.